Idol on set alright look alive people

我们的大明星来了，好了，看着台下的观众

And we're live in 5 4 3 2

直播马上开始：5，4，3，2

Welcome back to the land of r-reality

欢迎来到现实世界

Wait, lets get it again with a little more personality

等等，我们再录一次，再加点情绪

Welcome back to the land of r-reality

欢迎来到现实世界

Great now, say I want the world to see the real me

这次不错，照着我的说，说我想给世界展示一个真实的自己

Don't eat, don't sleep, stay healthy

不要多吃，别贪睡，保持健康

And it isn't in the budget to get a ticket for your family

让你的家人来看，无所谓，不占我们的预算

I heard they hired us our own attorney

我听说他们雇了自己人当律师

No conflict of interest there, don't you worry

不争了，不会有麻烦的，别担心

Look over there at the Hollywood sign

你向窗外看看那巨大的好莱坞标志

Sign, sign right there on the dotted line

签个名吧，签在这条线这里

Pretend you're dating. It's great for ratings

对公众谎称你在约会某人，这能提高曝光率

Look into the camera

看着镜头

America's waiting

美国都在等着看你呢

Everything ain't always what it seems

眼见不一定为实

In the La La Land that you see on your screen

在你屏幕上浮现的世界，都是假的

Everything ain't always what it seems

都是虚幻的泡沫

In the La La Land of reality

在这虚幻的真实世界

I feel a little under the weather

我感觉不太好

We got a pill from Beverly Hills that'll make you feel better

我们从比弗利山庄给你买了药，你会感觉好点的

No such thing as a winner or a loser

没有输和赢

Everyone's a winner said Every producer

我们都是赢家，每个制片人都这样说

It ain't our call, it's America's honey

我们说了不算，甜心，这得看美国的趋势

It's not our decision, but your time is our money

我们无法做决定，你的时间关系到我们的钱途

We need more energy

我们要赚更多钱

We need more ratings

我们要更高的曝光率

Dance for the camera

在镜头前卖力起舞

America's waiting

整个美国都在等着看你呢

Everything ain't always what it seems

眼见不一定为实

In the La La Land that you see on your screen

在你屏幕上浮现的世界，都是假的

Everything ain't always what it seems

都是虚幻的泡沫

In the La La Land of reality

在这虚幻的真实世界

In the La La Land of reality

在这虚幻的真实世界

Lights and camera

镁光灯和闪烁的镜头

Cut, that's me, Just like that like one, two, three

停下！再来一次，3，2，1

Take all of your clothes off please

把衣服都脱下来好吗

We're gonna need 'em back for the finale

在最后一幕你会穿上的

Someone call security, and escort her out to the street

叫保安来！把她扔到街上

You should probably call an Uber

你要不要打个车

It might be hard to get a taxi (taxi, taxi, taxi)

这个时间可能很难打到车了

Everything ain't always what it seems

眼见不一定为实

In the La La Land that you see on your screen

在你屏幕上浮现的世界，都是假的

Everything ain't always what it seems

都是虚幻的泡沫

In the La La Land of reality

在这虚幻的真实世界

In the La La Land of reality

在这虚幻的真实世界

Don't believe everything that you read

也不要相信你读到的新闻

In the La La Land of reality

在这虚幻的真实世界